Meet the newest super-heroine: Peet's Woman. She can do quite a lot with her magical bracers. I was roped into playing her arch-nemesis, whom I nicknamed "Lord Starbucks". My primary powers were that I could use a brassy acidic attack and could magically hop from corner to corner, appearing where you least expected me (like inside a bank or a retail shop).
Peet's Woman, in true comic book fashion, was using the full gusto of her sound-action punches to defeat me, ceaselessly. Her devastating hand-to-hand attacks were too much for me: "Latte!" "Mocha!!" "Ginger Cookie!!!" "Black Bottom Cupcake!!!!" After being defeated again and again, I was finally re-cast as Peet's Woman's sidekick: Peet's Lad. I have to admit, that wasn't quite as exciting a role.
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